Miami art gallery gets a visit from Pam Anderson.

Pam Anderson presented a conceptual piece at a Miami art gallery yesterday: Fashion disaster meets class. I would say she nailed it. What a freaking mess, she has on stripper heels, leopard booty shorts, a flash-dance top and a snowboarding hat. Where in the heck did she get this crap? I swear it looks more like a halloween 80s / stripper retro outfit. To make things even classier, if you can imagine that happening, Paris Hilton is in some of the pictures below, hugging the trailer. Good lord, unreal.

Yeah, I would still hit it. But that’s NOT the point.