Man, divorce sure beats up on women. Apparently this divorce beat Pam up with a baseball bat. She looks like she should be bouncing at a biker bar in Barstow. Seriously, I wouldn’t mess with her at 4am in a Denny’s. I think she would kick my punk-a** from here to Bangladesh. Rumor is that a sex tape is coming. I can only imagine how little my interest in seeing such a vile act would be. I just can’t picture Pam being on bottom, there really is nothing soft about her anymore. I think if she wore a strap-on it would actually add a touch of elegance to her new look.
