October 7th, 2007

Pamela Anderson Marries Sex Tape Guy

Pamela Anderson is now officially Pamela Anderson-Sleezebag…oops sorry…I mean Pamela Anderson-Salomon. Pammie has reportedly married sex tape star Rick Salomon is Las Vegas.

From TMZ:

Third time’s a charm? Blonde bombshell Pam Anderson wed sex tape prince Rick Salomon last night in Las Vegas. The two were married at the Mirage Hotel in a ceremony attended by Anderson’s kids, as well as celeb friends Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas, reports People.

Pammy did the deed in a denim Valentino dress … wash and wear?

Anderson’s previously been married to rockers Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, and Salomon was briefly wed to “Charmed” witch Shannen Doherty. Rick is the “co-star” and producer of “One Night in Paris,” the Paris Hilton sex tape, from which he is said to have earned millions.

Wow, Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and Rick Salomon…talk about great taste in men. How can I get Pammie to pick out my next boyfriend. I’m sure there’s a convicted rapist or part-time pimp somewhere in her rolodex she can fix me up with.


5 Responses to “Pamela Anderson Marries Sex Tape Guy”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    Pammy, I must consider you’re quite a dumb piece of shit!! Well, this faking marriage has happened so is a new sex-movie in the makes? Don’t bother, no-one is curious anymore. You have dirty looks indeed!!

  2. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    Pammy, you dumb ass, finally the time has become your biggest enemy. You’re starting to look really old. No problem but act and dress like it!!

  3. adam Leadbetter Says:

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  4. Hollywood-Celebrity-Gossip Says:

    she looks like granny on that pic…..

  5. mo Says:

    she looks like a old women.

    but i still wouldnt mind fucking her

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