A friend of Paris Hilton told IUC this week that the blonde heiress is fond of using her vagina as a stashing place. The friend, code-named “Carolina” said:

That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom. She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.

To top it off, “Caroline” added:

Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

Just a few days ago I was blogging about a celebrity who has small boobs and managed to make them look humongous thanks to a padded bra, and I recall comparing her to Paris Hilton and her unique ability to make her own tits look like overinflated balloons while they’re actually a size B.

Well, speak of the devil, because here is Paris dropping some amazing cleavage while promoting her new fragrance “Tease”. Need I say anything about her tits, other than WOW?

By the way, while we’re on the rhetorical questions part: did I overdose on Starlight Mints or is Paris looking tremendously like Marilyn Monroe in these pictures?

I’m sure you remember those recent topless photos of Paris Hilton snapped while she navigated the waters of the Mediterranean Sea. Unfortunately the Paris photos I bring you today are not nearly as racy as those, but in a manner of speaking they also show the blonde heiress’ tits.

Here’s Paris Hilton walking around in sunny Beverly Hills in a see thru top that clearly shows her bra. No nipple slip, sorry! But despite not showing as much skin as we all wish Paris would bare, these photos are a step in the right direction… after all, just a year ago (while engaged to ex-fiance Doug) the popular socialite would’ve never worn a see thru blouse in front of the paparazzi, and today here she is, clearly strutting her B-cups in a tiny bra. An improvement indeed!

The big celebrity news this past week was in reference to Paris Hilton, and read: A court in South Africa has dropped the marijuana-smoking case against Paris Hilton and instead charged another person in her group. Hilton was arrested at the World Cup quarterfinal game between Brazil and the Netherlands.

I was wondering for a while… do you think it’s the money or the fact that Paris Hilton is a hottie that’s helping her get out of trouble every time? I have no doubt that her money helps a lot but do you think we would love her less if she was poor? I don’t know about you but since I’ve seen her sex tape, Paris will always have a special place in my heart. Just remember how sexy she was in that hotel room. God, I wish I had been there!

Anyway, Paris Hilton’s publicist released a statement today to clear up the rumors about the famous heiress being arrested on marijuana charges. “Paris Hilton was questioned today by police in South Africa on allegations of smoking marijuana. However I can confirm that the incident was a complete misunderstanding and it was actually another person in the group who did it.” See? She’s a good girl!

Now that Paris Hilton is single again, it’s not surprising that she’s back to her old tricks, showing her nipples all over Hollywood.

Hilton and Reindhart’s break up is official despite previous talk about their upcoming wedding, and most likely as a way to prove to the world that she’s over Doug, Paris forgot her bra at home yesterday.

Mark my words: it won’t be long before the blonde heiress flaunts her twat to the paparazzi again. She may even go as far as filming another sex tape with her next one night stand.

There’s actually have been rumors of a sex tape coming straight from the bed of Paris and Doug, which apparently is very discreetly being peddled by Doug himself. After he spent two million dollars romancing Paris during the length of their relationship, he may be trying to recoup his losses.

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Dough Reinhardt have split, according to E! News. The two had been talking for months about her impending marriage and their plans to have kids and what not, and now this? Paris’ little heart must be broken! She has tried to marry her last 3 boyfriends but they keep on slipping between her fingers. What’s up with that?

In the meantime, Dough is not doing too good either, and is trying to mend their relationship. A source close to Reinhardt says: “He was in Aspen with his dad this weekend and was considering stopping by Vegas on the drive back, but changed his mind. I’m pretty sure that’s why he went to Aspen…to hide out and try to get over her.”

Hopefully they’ll get back together; they make a very pretty couple. If not, well… let’s stay put and wait for Paris’ next pussy flashes.

Paris Hilton is trying to find a buyer for her latest idea: a reality TV show that will follow her through her engagement and wedding to boyfriend Dough Reinhardt. But major stations in the US have said no to the blonde heiress.

A source told the New York Post that “she’s been on TV constantly since 2003, when The Simple Life debuted, and the public may be saturated with Paris.”

In the meantime her boyfriend has also come up with a show idea, but this one has nothing to do with Paris herself. Reinhardt is trying to make his little sister Casey famous, and is trying to create a show similar to Keeping Up With The Kardashians about her. Unless he gets her to make her own sex tape, I seriously doubt he’ll find any network interested in his idea.

After much sailing around the globe accompanied by her boy toy, Paris Hilton is back stateside, and last night she appeared in public for the first time since her homecoming, going to a restaurant for dinner.

Obviously even sex-crazed celebrities have to eat, so that’s no news. The fact that Paris Hilton’s boobs are twice the size they used to be, is. We don’t know if she got implants during her stay in Brazil, or if she was wearing an overfilled water bra last night. But the truth be told, those bad boys were looking extremely big, and if you’ve watched Paris Hilton’s sex tape, you know that nature didn’t exactly bless her in the boob department.

No matter the cause for her enhanced cleavage, let’s hope she ends her current good-girlfriend period and shows us some meat very soon. We’ve miss it!

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt continue to frolick in the waters of Bora Bora, which means Paris is continuing to wear weird looking “fashionable” bikini attire. Its all perception, folks. Pleasure, Playful, Paris. That’s what reads on her bikini. Oh well…here are more Paris Hilton bikini pictures if you are actually interested.

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt vacationed in Bora Bora over the weekend, which means Paris Hilton had on a bikini. Which means, nothing anymore. I think Paris has gotten a bit too skinny for my taste. Although, chicks that don’t eat should never be treated as second class, its not a bad thing. Just in this case, its questionable. Anyways, here are a few more Paris Hilton bikini pictures for your clicking pleasure.