Paris Hilton spent some timein the Caribbean with her pants falling down. Rock on. I think she has a nice butt, but it would be a heck of a lot better if the bikini were fully off. And there were night vision. And a partner. Ok, whatever, its hump-day, my mind is in the gutter. But I will take what I can get. More Paris Hilton bikini pictures below.
Purse strap or male genital? Whatever, I am now hornier than my first time going to prom stag. Hey, finding dates isn’t easy for everyone! Anyways, I adore this picture. I think you should also. If only we could get the lighting right…you know, something in a deep green, nightvision-esque look? Yeah, that’d do it. Ok, time for me to go watch a certain video. I will be back in just a bit….while I am gone, check out more pictures of Paris Hilton and the sex toy purse strap.
Paris Hilton and her boobs have posed for the new Guess 2009 Summer collection. I mean, could there be any better option than a girl that has a DUI being propped up in malls for 16 year old girls everywhere to admire? Yes, tons, but that’s not the point. The point is Paris Hilton is the new Guess girl. The good news is some of the pictures are pretty hot, which means they are worthy for posting on this shallow blog. Go check out the rest of the Paris Hilton Guess Summer 2009 collection. She is wearing a bikini, folks.
Paris Hilton’s boobs came out in full force in London last night, and heck, she even looks bedazzled by the funbags. Is it just me, or has Paris Hilton’s boobs increased in size? Like naturally? All the same, looks like her boobs are the new fish and chips in the UK: Taste good, but way bad for ya! Check out all these Paris Hilton boob pictures below.
Paris Hilton continues to struggle in terms of fashion, most of you should remember this mess of an outfit from the other day (click here for Paris Hilton leather trashy bikini disaster). All the same, she appears to be on the Nicole Ritchie version 1.0 diet as well. This recent mess appears to be something created from a compilation of items purchased at Claires Boutique in the mall. Looks as though Paris is following the same ole patterns that Hollyweird has seen before. Bless her heart, without things like this, what would people like me do all day? Check out more Paris Hilton weird outfit pictures below. Leave me some comments and tell me what you think after checking them out. And have a wonderful Saturday night.
Paris Hilton wrote a long blog about her boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, getting into a fight with a DJ that wouldn’t play the music that Paris requested. If you think I am joking, read the blog.
Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up. I’ve been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I’m about to discuss. First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all. The DJ (I don’t even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever! I like certain techno music, but this was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine. I asked one of my friends who runs the hotel if he could change the music and he said ” I’ll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he’ll play whatever you want.” So he walked Doug and I over there. I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like ‘I only play this kind of music.” I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don’t ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that’s when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I;ve never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me. A man should NEVER put his hands on a woman in that manner.
Holy Third Grade, folks! She can’t be serious? Oh she is, and that’s why she wins the captain awesome award. Wow. I feel way dumber for reading that dribble.
Paris Hilton wore a leather (I think its leather) trashy bikini, which would be awesome, unfortunately she wore some silly alien shades and a bob-hair-do and kind of detracted away from the sweet smell of stripper. Oh well. Just put a post-it over her head.
Paris Hilton to the mainstage, Paris Hilton to the mainstage….
Now THAT’S hot.
Paris Hilton dropped into a wooded area of Hollywood with new boytoy, Doug Reinhardt, and apparently did the deed, although she tried to pretend that’s not how she rolls. Her hair had that just got ….. look….I love how surprised she seems to be that the photogs were there. Are they ever not? You might as well just let them film it….Oh wait, you’ve already done that before….
Paris Hilton is hot as a box of firecrackers in a bikini. I know, she’s a spoiled b#$th, and she’s a bit flat, and she tows around a token douchebag, and she wears a lot of cakeup, but I like it. I’m shallow, what can I say? Girl has some nice hips, no need for the sarong….Anyways, these pictures were taken while her and newly annointed boyfriend and former Amanda Bynes token douchebag attachment, Doug Reinhardt, were vacationing in Hawaii. I am betting this is just the start of Paris Hilton bikini pictures, maybe we can get some better shots? Stay tuned for that. For now, enjoy the ones we have.
Even though Paris Hilton’s birthday was a month ago, celebrations in Vegas continue. These pictures are from Body English where they through her a party celebrating being that of a 28 year old heiress. Hey, if black history is a month and Mardi Gras last several weeks in New Orleans, then Paris Hilton most certainly deserves similar timespans for her birthday celebration. Jesus’ birthday is only a day, FYI…just throwing that out there, folks. Anyways, Paris and new boyfriend, Doug Reindhart, made out all night long, and yes, the pictures are below for all you masochist. So enjoy.
