Here is a picture of Paris Hilton’s vjayjay. I would love to write a diatribe on this, but, it really is what it is. You either like this kind of thing or you don’t. Its the best I can do right now, try to enjoy it. More pictures below.

Paris Hilton isn’t even good enough for dating the D-List anymore, as she is seen here hanging out with Amanda Bynes sloppy seconds, Doug Reinhardt. This dude is like, almost on The Hills. That’s pretty bad. She claims she isn’t dating him, but she did head over to Japan with him. I guess over there she is kind of a big deal. Cliche? Yeah, because its not true. Here are some more pictures of the D / E-List couple and all there awesomeness…..

Paris Hilton has been on a good streak in concern with list. Last week she made it to the Grammys, even though she has nothing to do with the music industry that doesn’t revolve around ruining it. This week, she was invited to Aubrey O’Days birthday party. How VIP. Anyways, they both looks really hot. You go girls, check out the rest of the sexy Paris Hilton and Aubrey ODay pictures.

Paris Hilton was invited to the Grammys, I guess because she butchered some music and called it an album. I was singing Coldplay in the shower this morning, yet, there was no Grammy invite to be seen. Word on the street is that Brooke Hogan was there also. How charming. I guess the Grammy invites have little to do with talent and more to do with whether or not you have a karaoke machine at your grandmother’s house. Thankfully, we aren’t at the point where either of these two bimbos performed. I guess being in a down-economy gives way to the Paris’ of the world getting Grammy invites. Ok, maybe that’s a stretch, but hey, what’s your excuse for this disaster? Exactly. Anyways, she did, as usual, look hot. I’d hit it. So enjoy the pictures.

Paris Hilton caught the eye of Marvel Studios chairman, David Maisel, so he invited her to a Golden Globes afterparty that he was on the list for. Problem was, Paris wasn’t. And apparently that was for a reason, according to Page Six.

Maisel was fawning all over Hilton at Golden Globes weekend parties, but backed off when he realized she was persona non grata in Hollywood society. Maisel brought Paris to the CAA party at the Sunset Tower. As Page Six reported, she was escorted out by security on the orders of CAA bigs who were furious she’d gotten in. After she left crying, spies saw Maisel “groveling and apologizing” to CAA head Kevin Huvane for bringing her.

FAIL. Oh well, I can dig what homeboy was trying to do. Lets face it, Paris is hot and apparently a bit desperate for acceptance….you know what that means! Maybe he should have pulled the trigger and left with her? Or maybe not? What do you readers think? Leave us your thoughts in the comments.

Paris Hilton went tanning in Beverly Hills yesterday, either that or she had a bad skin reaction to squash, or she is beginning to turn into a chicken mcnugget. You choose. Her skin appears to be turning orange. Might I suggest she find a better tanning salon? Maybe one that isn’t just punking her white a#$ everytime she comes in?

“Hey, its Paris again, go turn it to broil.”

More orange Paris Hilton pictures below.

Paris Hilton and her nipples are apparently, well, smart. In this week’s People magazine, she lays claim that she is actually smart and has been playing a character for the past five years. Here’s more.

“For five seasons I was stuck doing this character,” she says. “It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am.”
She adds, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”

She also reportedly faked the sex tape and the herpes, and the DUI, and the crying, and the….yeah, you get the point. There is only one thing I’d like to see her fake with me…drumroll please….!

Paris Hilton has declared Lady GaGa an icon, because as we know, Paris is the judge of all things iconic. I love it when she hugs her and Lady GaGa looks like she might die from the uncomfortable constriction of a plastic Barbie Doll.

Paris Hilton is already talking smack on Britney Flickinger, her BFF winner from last year, leading me to speculate that the reality show isn’t reality. Well, just imagine that! So basically Britney can just keep firing them from her BFF life and then doing another show! How novel!

“She just has no personality,” says a source. “She seems like a waste of space.”
While her rep wasn’t available for comment, Paris apparently moves quickly…casting calls just went out for the second season of My New BFF.
But if Brittany’s getting the boot, she doesn’t seem to know. She just blogged on her MySpace about spending Sundance with “her favorite girl.”

Apparently Britney doesn’t know all the mean things that were said about her at Sundance……fake reality at its finest.

Paris Hilton has enough unearned money to make most of us gag. But that didn’t stop her from being a bit excessive when it came to leaving The Life House gifting suite with more than her fair share of gift bags, according to Rueters.

Word comes to us late on a Sunday night at the Sundance Film Festival that Paris Hilton left the Hollywood Life House gifting suite with 30 bags — 30 bags — stuffed full of free merchandise from Whiting & Davis, which makes metal mesh material and accessories.
Even the publicity people representing the Hollywood Life House seemed aghast, noting in a press release that the Hilton hotel heiress did it, “without shame.” And we’re wondering why she’s even here. It’s not like she’s in a movie at the festival.

Boy, remind me to never leave my Target silverware just lying around if good ole’ Paris Hilton is on my guest list. WTF? I mean, normally I avoid gift bags. Who the heck carried all this crap out and where did they put it? I guess I will be looking out for her new Ebay listings in the coming days….