And looks like a hooker. Straight up, what the heck was she thinking? Oh, yeah, she’s single again and has reverted to her default nature of finding sleazy guys by smelling of total slut. Ok, maybe I do like it. This is the outfit she war to the new Pussycat Doll lounge in Viper Room. I am sure Benji Madden is eating his heart out right now. Or he is less annoyed, not sure, just choose one.
Designer Michael Audigier wanted his daughter’s Sweet 16 soiree to be nothing short of fabulous. So he invited Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian to attend. I can think of worse ways to influence the direction of your daughters next several impressionable years, but not many. Maybe he could have held the party in Tommy Lee’s Vegas suite? That might do it. Justin Gaston also made an appearance, sans Miley Cyrus. Anyways, Crystal is sure to turn out to be an upstanding teenager.
More pictures, including the Kardashians and Miss. Hilton, below.
This isn’t hot. Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are dunzo. This was confirmed by Paris Hilton’s representative.
“Even though they are still in love, they felt it would be better to just be friends,” a source close to Hilton, 27, tells Us.
“Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn’t get along with any of her friends,” the source tells Us. “Friends thought Paris had changed since being with Benji and she wants to be herself again.”
The couple stayed faithful to each other, stresses the source. Hilton was spotted with her ex, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, in Miami over the weekend, while Madden, 29, hung in NYC with his bro, Joel (beau of Hilton’s best friend, Nicole Richie).
“Nothing went on between Paris and Stav in Miami,” the source tells Us. “She was there for a girls weekend with her BFFs.”
You know what stands out to me in all this? The fact that Paris Hilton has a representative on her love life. What the heck? These bloggers have really gone too far in making her love life a centerpiece for subject matters. Oh, yeah, that’s what I do.
She was however affected by the brute civilian labor she remains so very unaccustomed to. Notice how she isn’t watching the price meter? “I’m rich, bitch.” That’s kind of what that says. Anyways, Paris Hilton has a new movie coming out. I believe its scheduled for a one day passing at the theaters and then on to DVD’s R US where you will be able to purchase it with a free bag of day old popcorn and a Paris Hilton poster.
Paris Hilton either has the best agent ever, or she’s better in auditions than she is in films themselves, because the woman keeps getting parts. Next up, a new film from Todd Solondz, who brought you “Happiness” (it was the opposite of happy, if you haven’t seen it). And, if you’ve heard what I’m about to say already, stay with me because it bears repeating. Hilton will be co-starring with Paul Reubens. Yes. Pee-Wee Herman. Almost makes you wish she’d keep doing commercials for John McCain…
The hits just keep on a comin’
More pictures of Paris Hilton risking nails over petroleum.
It was Barron Hilton’s birthday, and yet somehow, big sister Paris found a way to celebrate herself. She showed up to Barron’s birthday party at Apple Lounge, and also had them filming her new reality disaster, Paris Hilton’s My British BFF. Splendid, just what a big sister should be doing. You can see in the picture she did a series of poses for the media. I wonder if she’d die if she wasn’t the center of attention for more than a period of five minutes? Ooohh….now you got me thinking?
Just kidding of course.
You’d think she could have taken Barron to a strip club or something, right? Or even took him to a bar? Is he old enough for that? Oh, and which Hilton can drive? Guess we should rule that out.
More pictures of Paris Hilton celebrating herself during someone else’s big day.
Paris Hilton’s new movie, Repo: The Genetic Opera, opened up in Vegas last night. If you are the curious onlooker type that slows traffic on the freeway because you can’t help but gaze at accident scenes, then this movie is likely for you. If you are the type that doesn’t like to leave your home, wait until tomorrow and you should be able to order through Netflix mail.
Also, is Paris getting older? I mean, I know she is getting older, she has to, according to calendars, however, she looks like she is actually aging. Her hair is just whack and her makeup job isn’t so good.
Paris Hilton is still a viable celebrity news story. Particularly when she is shopping at Hollywood’s Trashy Lingerie! Paris has gained weight, and she looks awesome. I think some of the weight went to her….yeah…cans. Maybe Paris is preggo? Lets hope not. She looking the best she has looked since she did that movie with the nightvision filter on it.
Yeah, that was kinda mean. Live with it. Here’s some more Paris Hilton breast pictures.
