Paris and Britney Reunited?

August 26th, 2007

Uh-oh, are two of Tinseltown’s most terrible tarts planning a reunion nightclub tour? Rumor has it that Paris Hilton and Britney Spears were spotted leaving the same hotspot only minutes apart.

From TMZ:

Brit Brit, looking hottish (for her) and a covered up Hilton were spotted leaving Opera last night, within 10 minutes of each other.

TMZ caught both gals leaving the hotspot: Britney took off around 1:50 AM as she held hands with an unidentified new guy, who was on purse duty for the popwreck. Also accompanying them was a Brit-alike, wearing an identical outfit — down to matching booty shorts and fedora. Brit also left a man at the club stiffed — by not tipping the valet on her way out!

Someone bust Lindsay Lohan out of rehab and we’ll have the whole dysfunctional gang back together again. Holy water will boil, crucifixes will spin around and darkness will descend all over Hollywood.