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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are going to camp…and maybe jail, who knows. The Simple Life twits are coming back for another season and this time they’ll be helping shape young minds as camp counselors. And if that doesn’t make you worry about the future of our country, nothing will. From US Magazine: “They are going to be camp counselors at one camp in the Southern California Mountains,” says an E! spokesperson. “The camp has five different themes. Each week will be a different theme. And yes, one week is a weight loss/fitness camp. It’s not a fat camp.” Because that doesn’t have disaster written all over it. Having Paris and Nicole teach kids how to lose weight is like having Britney Spears teach a parenting class. What are the other themes at this camp? Week one…how to make a sex tape. Week two…how to violate probaiton and avoid going to jail. Week three…learning to manage your std. Week four…promiscuity for beginners. And of course week five…the upside of eating disorders. Is the Simple Life going to pay for follow-up therapy for the happy campers? |
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March 19th, 2007
October 9th, 2007 at 8:40 am
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