September 25th, 2007

Paris Hilton Banned From Ocktoberfest

I always knew Paris Hilton was a buzz kill. Now I have proof. The German organizers of Ocktoberfest, otherwise known as the mother of all drinking parties, have banned Paris Hilton from showing up to their orgy of alcohol.

From E! Online:

Munich locals complained that their annual bender was “selling out” by having celebs shill during the big swill. But probably the key reason for banning Paris was that last year she was pimping her own brand of canned wine. For Bavarian beer snobs, canned beer is blasphemy, canned wine an abomination.

Love it! Paris Hilton is officially so irritating that she can ruin a kegger filled with guys in German folk costumes.

Update: Ok, so I can’t spell goofy German words. Apparently there’s no C in Oktoberfest. Thanks to helpful commenter Reggie. See, I read them!

Photos courtesy of Splash


2 Responses to “Paris Hilton Banned From Ocktoberfest”

  1. LayDdee Says:

    What kind of loser do you have to be to get banned from Oktoberfest? Nevermind, I just answered my own question.

  2. Not Reggie Says:

    Just a quick correction: it’s spelled “Oktoberfest”, without a “c”.

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| Posted on 09/25/2007, filed under Paris Hilton