July 26th, 2007

Paris Hilton Makes Out With Cisco Adler

Ewwwww! Ex-con heiress Paris Hilton has sunk to a new low. The fresh out of jail celebutante was recently spotted swapping spit with Cisco Adler. Adler, you may recall, is Mischa Barton’s ex and the owner of the nastiest set of low hanging balls ever caught on film.

From TMZ:

A TMZ spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton’s grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. Careful of the boys!

When she wasn’t getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of “Bette Davis Eyes,” followed by a medley of her hit “Stars are Blind.”

I’m not sure who to feel worse for in this meeting of uglies. I mean Cisco has those Stretch Armstrong balls, but Paris was singing. Sounds like a lose, lose situation to me.

Photos courtesy of WENN


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| Posted on 07/26/2007, filed under Cisco Adler , Paris Hilton