May 26th, 2007

Is Paula Abdul’s Nose Really Broken?

Paula Abdul told the world that she broke her nose when she tripped over her itty-bitty chihuahua Tulip right before the American Idol grand finale. But conspiracy theorists are taking a break from their zapruder films to allege that Paula doesn’t really have a broken nose, but she does have a bad temper.

From Page Six:

But a source tells us it’s a coverup. “Paula did not break her nose. She had pitched a fit, threw something into a mirror or glass object, and a shard of glass struck her in the face, which explains why Paula’s nose didn’t seem swollen,” said our spy. A rep for Abdul termed the account “absolutely, categorically untrue.”

That nose sure didn’t look broken. Maybe a little embarrassed to be attached to a clapping seal on national television, but not broken.


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| Posted on 05/26/2007, filed under Paula Abdul