Pete Wentz does Vegas, Ashlee watches kids.

Pete Wentz went to Vegas and partied with tons of rockstars, Holly Madison and some classy strippers. Wife Ashlee Simpson stayed at home and watched the new baby, Bronx Mowgli. Its also been reported that she is baking a pie to have ready for him when he gets home. More from the Star.

The Fall Out Boy bassist — who was without his wife of nearly one year — partied hard with about 50 band members, dancers and pals (including Girls Next Door star Holly Madison) following a sold-out show at the Palms Casino Resort on April 5.
“Everybody was going absolutely crazy,” an eyewitness tells Star. “People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip ‘n’ Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band’s own songs, grinding up against the dancers.”
At one point he was “dancing on a pool table with the girls,” the partygoer adds.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz cart the new baby around.

Congrats on naming your baby a dumb name. Here is Pete and Ashlee with baby, Bronx Mowgli (yes, I am dead serious unfortunately) totting Bronx through London’s Heathrow airport. Pete is wearing red boots to symbolize that he is actually satan. What is the point of these two anymore? Hey, MTV called, they are missing their Beach House host this summer, apparently Tara Reid’s lackluster career called in sick. Snap to it you two. I will say this, Ashlee looks hotter than a firecracker, I can’t believe she just had a baby. As for Pete, he looks softer than Ashlee. Maybe Ashlee is really just a lesbian deep down inside. Leave some comments, what are your thoughts? And oh yeah, check out the rest of these pictures of Pete, Ashlee and Bronx. Wow, it hurts me just saying that rugrats name…

Pete Wentz is pretty much a girl…

Pete Wentz is well, disturbing. He went on Sirius Radio and started talking about how Ashlee breastfeeds him.

Speaking on Sirius’ “The Monday Mash Up” show, Wentz described her milk as “weird” and “soury,” adding, “The baby [newborn Bronx Mowgli] loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.”
In a rather touching display of spousal sympathy, Wentz revealed he too piled on the pregnancy pounds while Ashlee was expecting.
“I gained 10 pounds at least,” he said. “I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face.”

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Not only is he a douche, but now he is a freaking weirdo also. Congrats Ashlee.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz screw up baby’s name.

Um, yeah. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz gave birth last night. Well, from what we understand, Ashlee did most of the work but Pete did exert a great deal of energy fainting. Anyways, they found a way to screw things up for the kid for life: By giving him a ridiculous name.

From People:

Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.
“Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” a spokesperson tells PEOPLE.

Good job, the kid can look forward to a life of ridicule.