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September 7th, 2007

Pete Doherty Turns Kittens into Crack Whores

This guy is such a douche. Babyshambles singer and general waste of space Pete Doherty is so fu**ed up that he’s using a kitten as a drug buddy. That’s right, a kitten. His cat Dinger gave birth to a litter of kitties back in April and Pete has reportedly been getting his furry friends wasted. See… total douche.

From The Sun:

“One [kitten] in particular has borne the brunt of his drug abuse. Pete thinks it’s hilarious to get it wasted.

“He even made a special mini-crack pipe out of a bottle so it can get the maximum hit.

“But the kitten is starting to get really bad withdrawal symptoms.”

“It has lost some of its balance and takes huge risks jumping over things that are too high. It thinks it can fly. It’s really distressing to see.”

Well he’s in deep kitty poop now. The British cops may not be able to lock the loser up, but turning a kitten into a crack head will piss off the PETA people. And once those critter cuddlers hear about that kitty crack pipe they’ll be all over Pete’s track marked ass.

(But is it wrong that the mental image of a kitten that thinks it can fly is kind of funny?)


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| Posted on 09/07/2007, filed under Peter Doherty