Pink Gets Manly

February 27th, 2007

So singer Pink is running around in a bikini and oh my butch, check her out. I’m a little worried that she’s been sampling the testosterone pills at the local GNC. Girlfriend is getting scary…scarier.

I think the top is the only way we can identify her as a chick anymore. Between the tats, the oddly masculine looking muscles, her way square jaw and that whole “I can kick your ass” strut, she might make a fairly hot guy. The only thing working against her is that fact that she’s, you know, a girl.