Chris Brown and Rihanna are now working on a duet that is intended for Brown’s new album he is working on. They are covering the Prodigy’s sensual 90s hit, Smack my Bitch Up. Ok, the latter isn’t true, but it should be, particularly if the album were titled, Ironic. Again, sorry. Here is more E! News.

The seemingly reconciled duo have been working on a duet that Brown is hoping to include on his new album, due out later this year, a studio source tells E! News. “They’ve been working on it together,” the insider says.
We have also learned that award-winning record producer Polow Da Don, who has worked with Brown in the past, has been holed up with them at a Santa Monica recording studio for the past several days.

To be soooo young and in love.

Rihanna doesn’t intend to help prosecutors out very much, although that matters little to the DA in terms of whether or not they can charge him. They can still go after him, although this does cause for a hitch. Now the wonderful news for the DA, they may be married. Several sources are citing that the couple may have secretly eloped. Ok, screw off, I know that eloping is secret. It just sounded better saying it that way. Here’s more.

“Rihanna will do everything the law requires her to do,” he told the Daily News in a post-court interview. “She’ll do what the law requires of her. That’s all I will say.”
Legal experts have said that, while making things more difficult, prosecutors can still try Brown if Rihanna clams up.
Complicating things, published gossip reports and a Daily News source insist the two may have secretly eloped, a claim that Etra refused to address outside the court and in his interview with The News.
“Today was not the day to discuss the nature of their relationship or idle gossip or rumors,” is all he would say.

Chris Brown is going to court today, and the lingering question remains: Will the DA charge homeboy for the alleged beatdown? Well, here is the supposed police report they are going off of. If this is true, I can’t see them not charging him. According to TMZ, Rihanna read a lengthy text message from another woman while they were driving and then this insanity ensued.

Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna’s head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective’s notes.
Blood spattered all over Rihanna’s clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood.
Brown allegedly told Rihanna, “I’m going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see.”
Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”
Brown then replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you.”
According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.

Ah, love is in the air….and to think, she is back together with him. I love young love. Now, Brown’s lawyers apparently want to offer a plea deal. And guess what? Rihanna is the centerpiece. Go figure, women all around the world should thank Rihanna.

Sources close to the negotiations tell E! News that the R&B star’s attorneys are in talks with the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office about a possible plea deal that would see Brown wind up with probation–rather than jail time–for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend Rihanna on Feb. 8.
Although the D.A. just received the case from the Los Angeles Police Department today, Brown’s A-list defense attorney Mark Geragos began powwowing with prosecutors earlier in the week.
“They have a victim who’s back together with her alleged attacker, and some conflicting statements from each side,” says the source. “It’s not the slam dunk they hoped it would be.”

So there you have it. Lets just see how it pans out today.

Rihanna and Chris Brown are married? That’s the rumor. Check this out from The Star.

“All she’s ever wanted was to be with him forever,” a source tells Star. “Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, ‘I can’t live without you.’”
The pair wasted no time making Rihanna’s fairy tale come true. They even called a minister to the mansion on exclusive Star Island!

Of course, there is nothing more dreamy and fairy tale’ish than a good whack in the head and a WWF chokehold. I never knew it was so easy to land such a hot broad. My game is off. This bullcrap about opening doors for them when I could have been slamming the door into their heads really has me down. Anyways….

Rihanna’s family is none too thrilled with her decision to get back with Chris Brown, particularly as she is fresh off a beat down by him.

“Everyone wants them to take a break, to cool off,” a relative of Rihanna tells PEOPLE after the pair returned to Los Angeles together early Monday morning. “No one wants them back together.”
Family thought that the relationship was over after Brown allegedly battered Rihanna on Feb. 8. The couple went their own ways for awhile – he went home, while she recuperated in Barbados and Mexico – but the separation was short-lived.
“I’m concerned,” continues the relative. “I don’t want her to make a mistake, and I don’t want her to ever go through this again.”

Boy, Oprah and Tyra have to be rolling around in their Fritos over this one. Rihanna is now a bad role model. Who would have guessed she would have went back to Brown? Oh, that’s right, anyone with a brain.

After only a few weeks, People is now reporting what most sane people knew was going to happen. Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together again.

“They’re together again. They care for each other,” says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean “Diddy” Combs’s homes, on Miami Beach’s Star Island.
Adds the source: “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves.”

Ah, to be so young and so in love. Boy, The Tyra Banks show sure will have a field day over this.

Because, you know, he wanted to take the course, I am sure. More from the NY Daily News.

According to a source, Brown opted for anger management at the behest of his spin doctor, Michael Sitrick. “Chris doesn’t actually have to go by law,” our insider tells us, “but he believes it will make him look better to the public, and he wants to try to get in a few classes before March 5,” his court date.

Um yeah, taking these anger management courses could help, but you know what would help more for the March 5th date? Paying off witnesses. Trust me, this is the way to go. Save yourself now.

Rihanna is cancelling her 21st birthday party after the alleged Chris Brown attack where he reportedly punched and bit her. And supposedly, she has left the country with her family to get away for the time being. In the mean time, Chris Brown was dropped by Wrigley’s gum until his name is cleared, which seems impractical considering all her bruises and bite marks. All the same, here is more on Rihanna’s cancelled birthday party from E! News.

The bash for about 200 or so guests was to have had a carnival theme with various “sideshow” attractions, says a source familiar with the planning.
Although organizers were having difficulty securing sponsors for the party because of the economy, my source says Cîroc vodka had already or was about to sign on as the leading sponsor.
“They were talking about it being at Gotham Hall, but I don’t think it was definite just yet,” the source says.

In case you are wondering what injuries Rihanna recieved, well, TMZ posted that yesterday. It’s bad. Very bad.

As we reported, the photos show major contusions on both sides of the singer’s face — there is serious swelling and bruising. Her lip is split and her nose bloody. We have now confirmed there are bite marks on one of her arms and on several fingers.
And we now know this… Rihanna claims Brown struck her with his fists and that’s what did the damage. There was no object used in the alleged attack.

Chris Brown’s career is, well, in bad shape.

Apparently Chris Brown is trying to switch his style up and become a gangsta rapper, at least that’s how it sounds. Chris had to turn himself in on charges that he assaulted girlfriend, Rihanna. And apparently she has bruises to prove the claim. E News reports.

A spokeswoman for Brown’s label declined comment. Rihanna’s publicist, Amanda Silverman, would only tell E! News that the 20-year-old “Disturbia” singer was involved in an unspecified traffic mishap. “Rihanna is well,” the rep said. “Thank you for concern and support.”
Per department policy, police declined to identify the alleged victim in the incident, which occurred about 12:30 a.m. in the Hancock Park area, apparently as the two were heading home from Clive Davis’ annual pre-Grammy bash, where they had been all smiles.
In a statement, police say Brown and his companion “became involved in an argument. After stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker.”
By the time officers arrived on the scene, Brown had split.

Ah, to be young and in love again. Seriously, I miss these days of utter passion.

Some are beginning to speculate as Rihanna has recently been seen out in Hollywood wearing an updated version of the Titantic on her ring finger. And she is hot. I think Chris Brown might have wanted to lock down the tail for the next 5 or so years. She’s young. She’s hot. She will stay that way for at least 5 to 8 years, by my estimations. And seeing she has more of the money, this really is a win-win for Chris Brown. Who knows if its true though, but hey, who cares if its not? I just like to spread things around.