Rihanna and Chris Brown are married? That’s the rumor. Check this out from The Star.
“All she’s ever wanted was to be with him forever,” a source tells Star. “Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, ‘I can’t live without you.’”
The pair wasted no time making Rihanna’s fairy tale come true. They even called a minister to the mansion on exclusive Star Island!
Of course, there is nothing more dreamy and fairy tale’ish than a good whack in the head and a WWF chokehold. I never knew it was so easy to land such a hot broad. My game is off. This bullcrap about opening doors for them when I could have been slamming the door into their heads really has me down. Anyways….
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Like I said before, when girls have success at too young of an age, they marry the first guy who punches them in the face.