Justin Timberlake tweeted that he believes Robert Pattinson is sexier than him, basically answering the call of a recent topic among ladies. I think the only reason he did this was to play the whole “humble” role. Lets face it, he has Jessica Beil on his arm, and in his recent Mother Lover gig for SNL, Susan Sarandon. I’d say that’s completing the spectrum….here’s more.

Jessica Biel’s BF took to his Twitter last night to answer some looming questions. Among them was this gem: “Why aren’t you sexy like Robert Pattinson?”
Justin, who sees himself in 10 years “through a mirror and with more wrinkles,” responds, “Because God loved him more than me.”

Robert Pattinson went out with Kristen Stewart, his Twilight costar and new love (supposedly). He was apparently hammered. It was after his birthday, so really, its just cause, I’d say. But you know how it goes, its the news and I have to report it as such. This site is totally a credible journalistic website and I intend to keep it as such. More drunken Robert Pattinson pictures below.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart aren’t just staring in the same movie together, according to a cell phone picture coming out of Vancouver, the two Twilight stars are also doin’ it. And by doin’ it, I mean…come on, you know exactly what I mean. I’d like to make an important disctinction here. Just because I involve myself in Robert Pattinson’s life for the sake of bringing you the important, life changing news this site brings all, doesn’t mean I am into Twilight. Nope, not this guy.

Robert Pattinson apparently stinks, according to sources “close” to Pattinson on the set of the sequel to Twilight, titled Moon. I guess he is taking a page out of Brad Pitt’s younger years? Screw it, that’s what I say, if you are famous, why shower? I say roll how you roll. Just don’t sit beside me at dinner, if you catch my drift, as I don’t want to catch yours….here’s more from E!.

“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy,” dishes someone who works in very close quarters with Pattz. Apparently our shaggy-haired love never rinses that bod of his, as Keanu and Brad have famously not done, as well, during extended periods of their hunky lives. Like, ever. And it’s past the point of a little BO. “He completely reeks,” complains an annoyed crewmember.

Men who sing together ____ together. You fill in the blank. Apparently Hugh Jackman and Robert Pattinson made bestest of friends at the Oscars and the party carried on over in Japan, where Hugh and Nicole Kidman were having their movie, Australia, launch party. The two boys hit a Tokyo bar and did some karaoke. More from E! News.

I just got word that Pattinson and Jackman engaged in some karaoke crooning together this week at a bar in Tokyo.
The two have been in Japan on business. Pattison touched down on Tuesday to promote Twilight while Jackman and Nicole Kidman attended last night’s premiere of Australia.
Says a source, “They went after doing press for their films.”

Still no word on what the two sang.

Robert Pattinson from Twilight, apparently went outside to have dinner with one of his stalkers. According to MSNBC and Pattinson, the girl never came back.

“I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year,” Pattinson told Crème Magazine, as reported by England’s Press Association. “She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks — all day every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her.”
Unfortunately for the obsessed fan, Pattinson did not have the fairytale first date in store that the woman might have been hoping for.
“I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back,” the 22-year-old said. “People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.”

You know what stands out as really trippy here? That Robert Pattinson has stalkers. I find that so intriguing. I mean, who would want to watch this guy’s every move? How weird. Nothing shocking I guess. More pictures of Robert Pattinson below, feel free to print them out and create a collage with them in your parents basement.

Look who we have here. Camilla Belle and Robert Pattinson wrapping up lunch in Venice Beach, California. I wonder what else Robert was wrapping up later? Oh, I know, Ok, allow me to explain. Camilla and Robert star in Twilight together. Camilla is dating Joe Jonas and even has a promise ring from him. Ha! A lot of good the promise ring did! Looks like the old lead actor and starlett theory holds water, even if its not holy water.

Robert Pattinson, some guy I have never heard of, signed his hand print in New York City yesterday, at Planet Hollywood. Why am I reporting this? Because its going around, also, because I really didn’t want to run back-to-back Heidi Klum stories (don’t fret, she’s next). Apparently he is the new hot guy on the seen, I guess he is in that show, Twilight. I don’t care. He has goofy looks if you ask me. What’s wrong with his eye? Is that supposed to be some James Dean attempt? What a mess.