Samantha Ronson is Lindsay Lohan’s stalker.

So its tough trying to determine whether Lindsay Lohan or Samantha Ronson is the most psychotic. Until now. Believe it or not, Samantha made that determination for us this weekend at an LA nightclub when she dedicated a super-fied-stalker song to Lindsay. Check out these lyrics.

During the acoustic concert at Genghis Cohen in L.A., Sam got “awwwws” from the crowd when she told ‘em “This is for Lindsay,” but the song included lyrics like “I’ll follow you out of control … I’m falling after you, in and out of love.” In her dedication Sam also said “You get your heart broken sometimes and then you unbreak it and break it again.”
Linds was there — sitting front row with a digital camera — and said the song made her mad.

Samantha followed up saying she would eat a piece of Lindsay’s flesh and followed that up by saying she planned to make a wonderful exotic lampshade out of her flesh as well. Um….well….it makes sense, you know? Check out more pictures of this pyscotic super-duo.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, back on.

In a continued effort to become less relevant and equally less interesting as Heidi and Spencer, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been spotted together again. This time in Beverly Hills. Apparently Lindsay’s lesbohiatus didn’t last for all that long. And Samantha realized that without Lindsay, those big DJ appearances will lose luster, and profits. So really, it only made since to get back together. So when’s the next big fight? I would guess that its less than 24 hours away.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, broken up???

Reports are now surfacing on TMZ that the recent flurry of fights that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have publicly displayed have now led to a serious break up. Supposedly, the two lesbians are living separately now.

We know Lindsay moved out of Sam’s house and is staying with Jen, her manager. Lindsay wants back with Sam. Are they back together — who knows? Did they split? Yes.

Eventually, they all come back to my team. All kidding aside, I am really sad for the two of them. I mean, those big bashing fights caught on camera really made a many mornings for me. What to do now? So how long do you all think until Lindsay is hooking up with some skateboarder or surfer? I say one week. Drop me a comment with your thoughts.

Lindsay Lohan parties it up in D.C.

I mean, it is just a few days away from Thanksgiving, of course, this is a time to really celebrate. Wait? Oh yeah, its Lindsay Lohan, every day is a Grey Goose and ‘coke’ day. Go ahead and check out these security pictures of Lindsay Lohan partying it up at a Washington DC club where Samantha Ronson was DJing.

Here’s my big question: in some of the shots, Lindsay is throwing down tongue with someone else. Is that a guy, a girl or something in between (Samantha Ronson).

Anyways, I wonder what Lindsay’s big Thanksgiving plans are? Here are the pictures.

Samantha blogs down on PETA.

Samantha Ronson came to lover Lindsay Lohan’s rescue via her Myspace blog. PETA recently threw flour all over Lindsay when she was going inside of a Paris nightclub. And Samantha is avenging the act by burying them in a 20,000 word diatribe. I mean, this is a lot of words. Can someone read this and tell me what the hell she said in our comments?

Thanks,

There is a fine line that distinguishes the difference between exercising our freedom of expression and offending others, for example the debate regarding freedom of speech vs. hate speech…. i feel that this principle should apply to protestors also. It’s a pity that some groups feel the need to assault people as opposed to fighting with words.
Whenever I feel the need to vent about something that feels unfair to me I reach for my computer, I don’t run out of the house with abusive intentions. I don’t expect everyone to react the same way, but I do expect people to respect each other. Maybe that’s my first mistake? It seems lately I am learning that there are too many people who put another species before their fellow man and that’s sad. I don’t wear fur, but I don’t think I have the right to ATTACK those who do. No one has that right.
PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I’m pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn’t use other people to get their point across. Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren’t the problem, I’m pretty sure they’re not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren’t for them, who would get them press?????
I know I’m probably going to get a lot of angry emails in response, but I don’t really care. I got enough last week for no reason so I’m more than happy to ignore the nastiness after seeing what I saw last night. I’m not about to throw on a fur coat in retaliation, but had I had one within reach, I’m not sure I would have walked away from it.
p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm….. that’s one to grow on!
p.s.s. i think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. nice job, lady.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get nosey.

Yeah, I couldn’t think of a better title for this. Kids, drugs are bad for you. They mess up your head and they cause you to pick your nose in public. Picking your nose is bad. With the battle over Prop 8 in full-swing, these two lesbians decided to sit around with their fingers up their noses. This is actually just gross, but I figure its ok for a Saturday.

Nevertheless, I still think Lindsay Lohan is pretty freaking hot. I’d hit that. But I have low standards, so take that as you may.

More Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson pictures.

Lindsay Lohan, still a lesbian.

Lindsay Lohan is still admitting she is a lesbian and madly in love with her tomboy friend, Samantha Ronson. This time it was to Harpers Bazaar. Lindsay is terming it, ‘bisexual,’ but lets face facts here, when she is with a chick, she’s a lesbian. You can play basketball in the winter, baseball in the summer, when you are swinging a bat, you are a baseball player. God I dig my logical mind.

Check out more on MSNBC.

“I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” Lohan told the magazine, which hits newsstands Nov. 18. “I think it’s no shock to anyone that it’s been going on for quite some time … She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”
While Ronson is the first woman Lohan has admitted to dating publicly, when asked if she had previously “been with a girl” by Harper’s, the actress replied, “I don’t know, maybe.”

Lohan said she does not consider herself a lesbian, but as for whether she thinks of herself as bisexual, she told the magazine, “maybe.”