Seriously, if you aren’t interested in a post with the title, “Sara Jean Underwood nude,” you should probably pack your bags and immediately hop a bus that takes you back to Lamewood so that you don’t bring the rest of us down. Today is Wednesday, and just the mere fact alone that I spelled the day correct is already wonderful, but when you add on that I have discovered photos of Sara Jean Underwood doing yoga while nude, well today is a splendid day. I could barely get out of bed, I was fantasizing that I was Ryan Seacrest.
Slow down, Seacrest bangs Sara. Ok, that’s probably still not a good enough excuse, so I will be absolutely honest: I love American Idol and really feel like I’d make a great host for the show. If there is anyone on earth that could keep Jennifer Lopez happy, its Casper. Well and more to the point, myself.
Ok, back on point here: Sara Jean Underwood. Naked. Yoga. Posing. Incredible breast. Blonde. Flexible.
Do I have your attention? If I do, you fail. Sara should have your attention. Nude models always trump brilliant journalist like myself.
You people worry me. Click the photos to redeem.
