Sarah Palin is a quitter.

Sarah Palin, Alaska, Governor,

Sarah Palin quit her job as Governor of Alaska.  She also threatened to sue the press for being mean, on the 4th of July, which is kind of ironic but mostly facist. In honor of this, I’ve posted a ho’ish picture of Sarah wrapped in an American flag, stripper style. Enjoy.

Sarah Palin called out by David Letterman

David Letterman went pretty extreme on Sarah Palin during his Top Ten. Calls her out as having a slutty appearance. This all comes on the heals of Sarah visiting the big apple. Anyways, give it a watch.

Levi Johnston tells Tyra that Sarah Palin knew he was….

Levi Johnston told Tyra Banks on that horrible show of hers that Sarah Palin knew he and Bristol Palin were doin’ it. He says that she knew they shared a room. Yeah, she would have made an outstanding Vice President. She can’t even watch her own kids, how will she watch the Iranians? And why was he allowed on Tyra? Tyra is the second coming of satan.

More Sarah Palin, why not?

Sarah hates the media, she claims that anonymous bloggers shouldn’t be accepted as the media. I agree Sarah, screw bloggers.

Just kidding! Check out the video!

Bristol Palin welcomes bastard child to high profile political family.

Bristol Palin, daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, welcomed a bastard child into her heavy hitting Alaskan political family.

“We think it’s wonderful,” said Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol’s grandmother Sally Heath, who confirmed the news. “The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited.”
The baby’s name is Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and he was born at 5:30 a.m., according to Jones.

This kid can look forward to a lifetime of hunting, trapping, paps blue ribbon and watching Russians wash their clothes all day and making sure they aren’t up to any funny stuff. So when’s the wedding? I guess never, if it hasn’t already happened.

Sarah Palin. There are hardly words.

I don’t even have words for this video. Basically, Sarah Palin decides to discuss the budget and the price of oil while a turkey is being slaughtered behind her. I can’t for the life of me figure this video out. Its so odd, it can hardly be explained. She calls it “neat.”

Sarah Palin, she wears short-shorts.

What looked like an 80s commercial for nair, actually turned out to be former Republican Vice President Nominee, Sarah Palin, rockin’ some short-shorts at a Miami resort. Sarah is in town for the Governors Association meeting, the night before, her date Todd turned into a toad so he isn’t pictured here. Which leaves Sarah single and waiting for that perfect moralist to come along and sweep her off her feet. Are those actually umbros? Doesn’t matter, looks like Sarah uses the stair stepper at Balleys.

You go girl.

More Sarah Palin short-shorts pictures.

Sarah Palin, America’s next Oprah.

What do CAA, ICM, William Morris and Paradigm all have in common? They are all major Hollywood talent agencies and they all think Sarah Palin has talent. Now, the big question is, did they all get out and vote? That was mean. They all want to get her a talk show. I really think she’d be far better off getting into nude modeling. Why hasn’t Hef called her yet? Anyways, I saw this all coming a mile away. I say stick her on the View and let Hassleback have some much needed backup.

“There are several of our imprints who are eager to talk to Governor Palin,” Random House spokesman Stuart Applebaum said. “She clearly has a constituency and we know books by conservatively-centered politicos usually sell very, very well.”
Public-relations powerhouse Howard Rubenstein added, “She’s poised to make a ton of money.” But he warned, “She ought to keep an eye on what her goals are for 2012. If she plays a game and looks foolish, if she sounds like she doesn’t know what she’s talking about – like saying Africa is a country – she may talk herself out of a political job.”
Linda Mann, president of Mann Media, which books celebrities and fashionistas for TV, noted, “Her buzz is incredible. She has car-wreck appeal. You’re compelled to watch, hoping she’ll say the dumbest things possible. I’d propose a show combining her love of fashion and lack of brainpower – ‘Project Dumbway.’ “

Sarah Palin is still hot. And still a total idiot.

Two Canadian radio djs are celebrating taking candy from a baby this morning. In what is one of the most unbelievable stories of all time, these two guys called Sarah Palin and pretended to be French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Have a listen, it will make your Election Eve day.

Things like this make the vision of a Post-Palin leader of the free world one of total catastrophe. How on earth would she think that the French President just picked up his celly and dialed up Sarah Palin without even as much as a warning? I guess Nicolas was really trying to burn those roll-over minutes.