October 25th, 2007

Scarlett Johansson’s pearly whites

Scarlett Johansson Topper

 
According to E! Online, Scarlett Johansson gave her boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds, a little piece of herself for his birthday on Tuesday. Literally. Johansson recently had her wisdom teeth removed, and proceeded to have one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace, which she then gave to Reynolds.

Can you imagine what the poor guys’ reaction must have been??? “Um…thanks, baby. Hey, when you get your tonsils out, can you make that into a cuff for me? Awesome.” Or, more likely, “Heh. Heh…(uncomfortable silence ensues)” and then silently, I’ve really got to get my locks changed.

Or maybe this is really one of those passive aggressive things, where she’s trying to get him to dump her so that she doesn’t have to dump him! Ooh, she’s a smart one, that Scarlett.

But maybe she’s just one of those gorgeous crazy people. I wonder if this is just what happens when you use too much peroxide.

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One Response to “Scarlett Johansson’s pearly whites”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    I think this girl should be a full time PORNO-actrice!! She is maybe not dumb but made some dumb decissions. This because of her age. She let other people make the rulings because she simply thinks, she can not!!

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| Posted on 10/25/2007, filed under Ryan Reynolds , Scarlett Johansson