Selena Gomez does Forbes magazine, she is so affluent.

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Selena Gomez did a photoshoot for Forbes magazine. But who cares? Honestly, I am sick of people being like, “oh man, Selena Gomez is such a hottie 19 year old! So perfect!” Like come on, who cares if she is sexy, latina and 19 years old?

I am just f#$king with you. I totally am into it.

No really, I am! And it’s really great that at the very least, she isn’t with any of her teen weirdo boyfriends so maybe I can ask her to prom. Also, nice touch Forbes, it’s like you are reading about billionaire investors on one page and going coocoo for Gomez puffs on the next page. That’s my kind a business magazine. You know, one with pictures. Rock on. Enjoy the hot Selena Gomez pictures.

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Selena Gomez is “spring breaking” in Florida

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Selena Gomez was seen hanging out on a balcony in St. Petersburg, Florida, also parading around town, in the shortest shorts ever. She was on the set of a new Nair commercial. Just kidding, its for a new movie called “Spring Breakers.” Although it could be for “Nair,” or for “The Dukes of Hazards goes on Spring Break in Florida and Got Cell Phones Now.” I should write scripts. Oh yeah, Nair is so gross. Now I can’t look at her without thinking it. Thankfully, it was Justin Bieber that was shooting the Nair commercial. I found pictures, enjoy them.

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