Shauna Sand Knows how to Pick her Friends

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No, you’re not seeing double. There are actually four tits in these photos.

Just when you thought that Shauna Sand had the biggest pair of fake tits in Western California, she shows up at the beach accompanied by an even bustier blonde. It’s like a peroxide and silicon bonanza!

Shauna’s girlfriend, whose name is unknown and irrelevant at this point, even went as far as to give us a nipple slip. Obviously with tits that size, it’s hard to find a bikini that fits, so her assets were spilling out. It’s a shame that it wasn’t Shauna Sand the one with the nipple slip, since we haven’t seen those boobies since her sex tape was released several months ago. But nipples are nipples, so we’re not going to complain, are we?

Shauna Sand Side Boob Photos

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Shauna Sand was at Malibu Beach yesterday celebrating the coming of spring dressed in one of her usual tiny bikinis. Accompanied by her latest boy toy, Shauna sun bathed for a while and then climbed on top of a rental jet ski. She must have enjoyed the straddling and the power of the vibrating engine between her legs, because once her first hour of skiing was up, she insisted they’d do it for one more hour. Her boyfriend obliged and the couple ended up riding the jet ski all afternoon long.

Although she tried to keep her boobs inside her bikini top, at some point those big puppies were about to escape due to all the bouncing and wave jumping. As a result we got these great photos of Shauna Sand’s side boobs. Enjoy!


Shauna Sand gives new definition to MILF.

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Shauna Sand apparently banged Lorenzo Lamas’ son, A.J. According to Star, A.J. had the bestest stepmom of all time. Sort of, I guess depending on how you look at things like this. Lorenzo thought Shauna was acting like a motherly figure, instead all the while she was acting a fool. Hot. Here’s more joy for your day.

“Shauna came on to A.J.,” a friend of Lorenzo’s tells Star in the July 20 issue, on sale today. “It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing.”
“He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J.,” the friend continues. “He had no clue that she was his son’s lover!”

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Shauna Sand’s plastic body double goes topless in Miami

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Happy Father’s day. Here’s a picture of Shauna Sand’s plastic boobs. This will act as my Father’s Day gift, have a good one dad. Hey, Dad’s so old, he probably loves these things. These pictures were taken in Miami and prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Shauna is desperate for media attention. Well Shauna, if you are willing to work for it (which you obviously are), then I am willing to play the game. You go girl, more Shauna Sand topless pictures. For Dad, of course.

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Shauna Sand nipple slip shots.

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Shauna Sand let her nipples slip out in Miami yesterday, and of course, we have it here for you. For whatever that is worth, I suppose. Hey, she isn’t awful. Its worth checking out, at least. And hey, lets just be happy that Shauna actually has human nipples on her vessel. More Shauna Sand nipple slip pictures below.

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Shauna Sand. Bikini. Pretty simple entry.

Here is Shauna Sand laying out in a bikini. In case you don’t know, Shauna Sand is married to Lorenzo Lamos (or used to be, I don’t keep up). She’s freaky skinny if you ask me, but the ass shot I have below is pretty solid. She has a couple of redeeming pictures, but her face is kinda scary to me and her legs are wafer thin. God I feel mean this morning, its not intentional, I just don’t really enjoy Sundays because tomorrow is Monday. More Shauna Sand pictures below.

Shauna Sand has that look that makes me want to rent a trailer.

Shauna Sand belongs in my fantasy trailer. Because I don’t have a trailer, I can only dream of a world of a hot Alabama trailer, a Motel Six, one of those fans, summertime and Shauna Sand drunk on my bed. Wow, I just have too many details to be perceived as a sane person. But its true. I know she’s a bit rough around the edges, its just that there are certain curves I think are, yeah….check out more pictures of Shauna Sand.

Shauna Sand in a bikini, just don’t make eye contact.

I can’t believe that Shauna Sand, the ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamos, used to be a Playmate. In fact, check out what she looked like back in May of 1996, when Hef approved her for Playmate of the Month.

Yeah, little different after 500 lip injections, among other things. Her new look is a cold reality. At least Lorenzo can rest assured he did the right thing. The below pictures were taken in Miami Beach. Her body in a bikini is still good, but looking her in the eyes is literally scary.

Shauna Sand seen with ex-husband.

Shauna Sand and Romain Chavent were seen out together recently, which is odd considering that Shauna told a court of law that Romain took nudie pictures of their kids and punched her breast.

On that note, how could he punch her breast? The crime! Just kidding, I think they are both creeps. But you know what I love? Of course you don’t, I haven’t told ya yet. Anyways, its that Shauna Sand has that perfect look that you would both like to tap, and if you tell another chick you like to tap it, it ticks them off. She just has that ho look. Lots of botox visits and fake tans required to get that perfect mix.