Shia LaBeouf, depressed and sober.

Shia LaBeouf, Sober, Madame Royal, Hollywood,

Shia LaBeouf hit up the Madame Royal this weekend. Man, does he look depressed or what? Her didn’t order any alcohol nor did he talk to any chicks. Sounds like yet another sad rich movie star. Here is more from E! News.

LaBeouf, dressed super casual in jeans, plain T-shirt and a baseball hat, posted up at the bar with a male companion and asked the bartender to serve him up straight up with the virgin-drink. Only prob for Shia is that they don’t serve root beer at bars. Duh.
So still keeping his mellow demeanor SL opted for a Diet Coke instead.
Is this bad boy turning good or something? Spies say that Shia looked way bummed out his whole time there, not even looking at any of the hot babes massively crawling all around him.

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Trailer.

Hmmm…if you like Transformers, this is for you. If you like really freaking hot chicks that dig webcams, well, this is also for you. Spice up your day, watch this trailer.

Shia LaBeouf, the mystery illegal driver?

Shia LaBeouf is being accused of bumping into some wanna-be comics car, then denying it. Nope, I am not kidding…talk about news of the absolute strange. The other driver is Jesse Coccoli. Check out more from Celebuzz.

“This story is completely fabricated,” a spokeswoman for LaBeouf told Celebuzz last night. “Shia was in Santa Monica with friends for the afternoon in question. This must be a clear case of mistaken identity.”
Coccoli said she stood by her story. In recounting the incident to Celebuzz, she said she did not recognize the star initially. “I think I said, ‘I can’t believe you just hit my car going two miles an hour,’ and realize, it is him,” she said.
She added that she and the star — who was wearing a brown hat, white shirt and sneakers, she noted — exchanged contact and insurance information at the scene. Coccoli said they also briefly chatted about their mutual interest in comedy. (LaBeouf got his start as a performer working as a pre-teen stand-up comic who told dirty jokes). “He asked where I perform. I said, ‘Laugh Factory, but you’re not invited ’cause you hurt my car.’”

Shia Labeouf, the bizzare tales of a journey to get a 40 ounce.

Completely and totally bizarre. Here are picture of Shia LaBeouf making his way back home after walking out of a liquour store. Apparently he felt that placing a bag over his head would protect him from being photographed by the paparrazzi.

FAIL.

I would have called the cops had I seen this in my hood.