There are certain things in life that when you hear them, you can’t help but get the butterflies in your stomach. Like when you heard man landed on the moon. Or like when you heard the earth is round (hey I am going way back to harken old days).
Then there are those times that the butterflies just skip the stomach area and move right down into the pants and start harkening other things.
via Page Six: Another source told us that Vergara and Loeb’s relationship stumbled under the pressure of her growing fame and popularity. Her success on “Modern Family,” and as host of “Saturday Night Live” — as well as her obvious sex appeal — has turned her into one of TV’s biggest female stars.
The couple met at a Golden Globes party in 2010. Vergara said in January that Loeb enjoys red-carpet events. “He loves my career,” said Vergara. “He likes coming to these events. For him, it’s like a hobby to be part of this Hollywood scene.”
I wonder what other “hobbies” this lucky soul had? I can think of a few “hobbies” I’d like to have with Ms. Vergara. This is such great news to waken to. It’s like, I come out of my Tara Reid at MTV Beach House too drunk to walk home so she has to crash on my futon dream and straight into this rad news. Life couldn’t be better.
Now I know what you are thinking, which is that you probably really don’t have a chance. Well that’s a poor attitude to have. Nothing some perfectly romantic stalking can’t resolve.
Oh, and reality sucks.