There are certain things in life that when you hear them, you can’t help but get the butterflies in your stomach. Like when you heard man landed on the moon. Or like when you heard the earth is round (hey I am going way back to harken old days).

Then there are those times that the butterflies just skip the stomach area and move right down into the pants and start harkening other things.

via Page Six: Another source told us that Vergara and Loeb’s relationship stumbled under the pressure of her growing fame and popularity. Her success on “Modern Family,” and as host of “Saturday Night Live” — as well as her obvious sex appeal — has turned her into one of TV’s biggest female stars.
The couple met at a Golden Globes party in 2010. Vergara said in January that Loeb enjoys red-carpet events. “He loves my career,” said Vergara. “He likes coming to these events. For him, it’s like a hobby to be part of this Hollywood scene.”

I wonder what other “hobbies” this lucky soul had? I can think of a few “hobbies” I’d like to have with Ms. Vergara. This is such great news to waken to. It’s like, I come out of my Tara Reid at MTV Beach House too drunk to walk home so she has to crash on my futon dream and straight into this rad news. Life couldn’t be better.

Now I know what you are thinking, which is that you probably really don’t have a chance. Well that’s a poor attitude to have. Nothing some perfectly romantic stalking can’t resolve.

Oh, and reality sucks.

Oh my, oh my, it’s just another manic Monday, as the Bengals would sing. Stressful, depressing, the girl in the cube next to me playing some Lady GaGa song while I am trying to creep around on the Internet. Ok, it’s really none of that to be honest. This Monday is just like any other day, I am creeping around online looking for amazing pictures of sexy celebrity girls.

And up to the plate…Rosario Dawson. Yes, Rosario Dawson of Sin City and Eagle Eye fame, took her talents to Washington D.C. for the 98th Annual White House Correspondents/ Association Dinner.

Any by her talents, I mean her incredibly, amazing, vivacious and bi-partisan cleavage. Rosario Dawson’s boobs, clearly capable of mending any divide and erecting policy. And by policy, I mean…. I assume you got that.

The 98th Annual White House Correspondents’s Assocation dinner actually managed something I thought would be impossible. It carried with it a guest list longer with hotties than the actual name of the dinner. I tagged all the ones we got, but here are a few notes from the creeper vault.

Sofia Vergara showed up looking totally elegant, like the girl you take home to mom and tell her you are totally hooking up with and post on Facebook every 5 minutes that you are tapping that.

Anna Paquin of True Blood, Kate Hudson of being a famous woman’s daughter, Zooey Deschanel of lame iPad commercial fame… all  also there. Enjoy the pictures and tell us what you think. And tell the girl in the cube next to you to cut that s@#t off….

Vanity Fair posted up a photo booth at an their Oscars afterparty and the results of those that decided to participate are now online. Some are funny (Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig). Some are weird (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes). Tom and Katie really have no chance being labeled as weird at this point, they really stood no chance. Sofia Vergara is in there, boy would I love to be in that photo booth with her. Locked in. Wearing nothing but a ball gag and a leather thong. Ugh, that was too much information. Now who’s the weird one? Oh yeah, its still Tom and Katie. Enjoy the pictures.

I have a thing for Latin MILFs, but I have lots of things for Sofia Vergara, the hottest Latina cougar ever to adorn Hollywood. With a bright smile like hers and such a set of natural tits, it’s no wonder I’m infatuated with Sofia!

Speaking of natural, I’d like to mention that Sofia Vergara’s tits are not the only untouched thing about hers (yes, they are definitely and undoubtedly natural). Her hair is completely extensions-free, she doesn’t even pluck her eyebrows and her ass is implants-free as well. Who could ask for more? Hot, mature and 100% silicon free! Sofia Vergara is “naturally” our favorite celebrity!

Another not very well known beauty who has boobs to die for is Sofia Vergara, a Colombian actress and TV personality who has, according to a recent poll, the best breasts in Latin America. No wonder she’s so well known in the Latin part of the continent!

The dark haired actress was photographed as she arrived last night to the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences’ Presents an Evening with “Modern Family” at the Leonard H. Goldenson Theatre in North Hollywood, California. She was wearing a plum colored dress that hugged her abundant curves (which by the way, she insists are natural) and showed her perfectly shaped body. She was looking extremely sexy and… here comes the best part: she showed up alone! Apparently Sofia is staying away from boys for now, but it won’t be long before this Latin beauty is emotionally available again.