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January 12th, 2007

Rocky Won’t Retire

Oh Sly, say it ain’t so. Sylvester Stallone is old. I mean really old. Not the aging gracefully and becoming distinguished thing that makes guys like Harrison Ford and Sean Connery sexy. Sly has gone the other direction. He’s in the trying to fight off father time and losing category.

Between the Botox, hair dye and 1970’s fashion, Sly went way overbaord in his desperate attempt to recapture his youth. He just looks scary. His face looked better in the last round of one of his actually believable Rocky fights.

I really hope the new flick is a good one. I’m a sucker for Rocky, but I’m kind of amazed that Sly didn’t break a hip during filming.


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| Posted on 01/12/2007, filed under Sylvester Stallone