Tara Reid never harmed even a fly, she was just wasted.

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Tara Reid spoke to Access Hollywood, we would assume about her new movie coming out, American Pie Reunion. Her career has pretty much hinged on the reunion of her famed movie as the script would clearly have to include her, I mean, what’s the option? Casting over her with Lohan? Well, according to Reid, she was never that bad. So essentially, staying above the Lohan media kept her place in a movie she was originally cast in.

via AccessHollywood:
“It’s really important how you keep things private,” she said when asked about her at-times very public past.
“You wanna try to have a good time and try to keep it at home… especially today with the paparazzi, try to control it as much as you can,” she continued.
The actress takes ownership of her public snafus, but also points out that she never got arrested or harmed anyone in the process.
“It was my fault, I did it… [but,] it wasn’t that bad what I did,” she explained. “At the end of the day, I really [just] had fun. I wasn’t doing crimes. I wasn’t getting in trouble like that.”

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Tara Reid Shows her Pussy

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Just a few days ago I posted photos of actress Tara Reid drunk out of her skull in St Tropez, showing her black panties under a short black dress to the paparazzi without a care in the world.

Well…  another photo shot the very same night has surfaced, where Reid is wearing the same exact black dress, is sitting in the same night club, and is surrounded by the same friends (including ex fiance Michael Axtmann), but she is NOT wearing any panties. We don’t know if she removed her panties so Axtmann could finger her better, or if she used them to wipe her own drool at some point, but proof is in the pudding: Tara Reid’s Pussy is showing under her dress. No panties whatsoever!

Tara Reid is Drunk, Gives Upskirt Shot

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Tara Reid had great plans for 2010. First she enrolled herself in rehab to stop her heavy drinking, and then she got engaged to Internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann, hoping to have a beautiful spring wedding.

But just weeks ago she broke off her engagement and called off her May 22nd wedding. Then last night she was photographed in St Tropez getting wasted with a bunch of her friends (a list that includes notorious basketball player Dennis Rodman).

I think marrying Michael Axtmann would’ve been the best thing Tara Reid could’ve done to save herself from years of buzz-related issues and a lonely life, but who am I to tell this gorgeous blonde what to do with herself? Hopefully she’ll come to her senses. In the meantime, I’ll order another tequila and hope for another tit slip!

Tara Reid Bikini-fest 2009 continues on…

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Seeing Tara Reid in a bikini leaves me thinking one thing: How do we get more pictures of her friend without the shamwow wrapped around her? Man, I used to love Tara. Still kind of do, but mostly because she reminds me of the chick at the beachhouse that gets too hammered to truly unappreciate me and ends up waking up next to me. More Tara Reid bikini pictures.

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Tara Reid found courage this past weekend when she presented herself in a bikini to waiting photographers, while she was on a boat. Maybe I am the only person on earth to feel this way, but Tara kind of turns me on. She has that slut look that I find adorable. Hey, it is what it is. These pictures were taken in St. Tropez while she was hanging out with boyfriend, Michael Axtmann, who is of no relation to Axe body spray. Lots of Tara Reid bikini pictures below. Have fun.

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Tara Reid hits up Coachella, she’s still a wreck.

Tara Reid took some time out of her busy, beachhouse party schedule for some R&R by attending Coachella, to what else, party. I’m pretty sure that’s a big can of energy drink and I’d bet my left … that its coated with Vodka. So rad. Anyways, at least she is trying to look good. The Coachella concert dealio took place all weekend out near Palm Springs. Paul McCartney was the headliner. Lots of old people showed up this year. More pictures of Tara Reid below.

Tara Reid checks into rehabilitation.

The good news is that Tara Reid is getting help, according to People Magazine, for boozing it up too much.

“Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time,” the actress’s rep Jack Ketsoyan tells PEOPLE.
The rep would not reveal what Reid, 33, is being treated for.

The even better news is that her boobs are still big. The bad news is that they are crooked, a bit off-tilt, if you will. Tara is not going to enjoy Promises, there is no open bar, from what I understand. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses and waiters Tara. This is such a warm holiday story, I am about to melt. I wonder what this means for MTV’s beach house, where Tara’s crooked boobs are somewhat of an iconic symbol for the show? This could get interesting…

More Tara Reid pictures.

Tara Reid: I’d still hit it, but I have low standards.

Tara Reid is on vacation in Miami. I think the needs to start considering other vacation destinations, such as, Alaska, or Siberia, or Antartica….really, any place that you need to cover up to survive. I mean, she should be covering up now for the survival purposes of other humans that cross paths with her, but she seems intent on showing off the disaster.

And yes, as the title says, I’d still tap that. I know, seems gross. But so would you, I am willing to bet the farm on it. Couple of Vodka Tonics and a dark motel room and, well, yeah….

More Tara Reid fake boob pictures.