Seeing Tara Reid in a bikini leaves me thinking one thing: How do we get more pictures of her friend without the shamwow wrapped around her? Man, I used to love Tara. Still kind of do, but mostly because she reminds me of the chick at the beachhouse that gets too hammered to truly unappreciate me and ends up waking up next to me. More Tara Reid bikini pictures.

Tara Reid found courage this past weekend when she presented herself in a bikini to waiting photographers, while she was on a boat. Maybe I am the only person on earth to feel this way, but Tara kind of turns me on. She has that slut look that I find adorable. Hey, it is what it is. These pictures were taken in St. Tropez while she was hanging out with boyfriend, Michael Axtmann, who is of no relation to Axe body spray. Lots of Tara Reid bikini pictures below. Have fun.

Tara Reid took some time out of her busy, beachhouse party schedule for some R&R by attending Coachella, to what else, party. I’m pretty sure that’s a big can of energy drink and I’d bet my left … that its coated with Vodka. So rad. Anyways, at least she is trying to look good. The Coachella concert dealio took place all weekend out near Palm Springs. Paul McCartney was the headliner. Lots of old people showed up this year. More pictures of Tara Reid below.

The good news is that Tara Reid is getting help, according to People Magazine, for boozing it up too much.

“Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time,” the actress’s rep Jack Ketsoyan tells PEOPLE.
The rep would not reveal what Reid, 33, is being treated for.

The even better news is that her boobs are still big. The bad news is that they are crooked, a bit off-tilt, if you will. Tara is not going to enjoy Promises, there is no open bar, from what I understand. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses and waiters Tara. This is such a warm holiday story, I am about to melt. I wonder what this means for MTV’s beach house, where Tara’s crooked boobs are somewhat of an iconic symbol for the show? This could get interesting…

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Tara Reid is on vacation in Miami. I think the needs to start considering other vacation destinations, such as, Alaska, or Siberia, or Antartica….really, any place that you need to cover up to survive. I mean, she should be covering up now for the survival purposes of other humans that cross paths with her, but she seems intent on showing off the disaster.

And yes, as the title says, I’d still tap that. I know, seems gross. But so would you, I am willing to bet the farm on it. Couple of Vodka Tonics and a dark motel room and, well, yeah….

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