Their is nothing more heartwarming than when a Hollywood dream becomes a reality. The years of partying have finally paid off Tara.
I am skipping my usual glass of wine tonight. I may even print this picture out and take it with me to my next AA meeting, I think more people would consider cutting down on their drinking if they could see a true-life example of how f*cked you can be when your life is a perpetual spring break party.
I would still bang her though.
