Gisele Bundchen in bikini, vacationing in Brazil.

Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady’s future wife, went on vacation in Rio de Janeiro and she brought a bikini. That makes this totally newsworthy. Although these aren’t great shots of her due to that silly white picket fence, they are good enough to get us by for a Sunday. I like the idea of the two big white balls seen in the pictures. I am sure there is some great witty joke in that somewhere. Maybe you can come up with it? Leave me a comment, lets see what you can come up with. Oh yeah, more Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures below.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady get hitched.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady got married in secret yesterday. It took place at St. Monica church in Santa Monica. This all according to US magazine.

The ceremony — which began at dusk — was “very small and intimate,” a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady’s son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.
(Fitting, as Bundchen once described her ideal wedding as “a simple ceremony…I don’t like parties, I prefer something more intimate, just for the closest people.”)

Ok, so long story short: Tom Brady married a supermodel and is now confirmed to be doing it with her. This is soooo much bigger than breaking the record for touchdowns with teammate Randy Moss. All the same, congrats to Tom.

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are engaged.

What do you do when you are injured and your team misses the NFL playoffs? You propose marriage to a supermodel, of course. Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are now engaged. More from People.

“He asked and she accepted,” a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. Family and friends were informed over the weekend. An official announcement, as well as preliminary wedding details, are being planned by B√ľndchen and her closest friends this week.
“The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home,” the source adds.

The picture I posted pretty much sums up Tom’s reasoning behind getting married. The sideboob. Tom Brady digs sideboob. I mean, see for yourself…..