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Tom Cruise is available for weddings. The Scientology poster boy has apparently been audited enough to be able to perform weddings for his fellow followers of Xenu. From The New York Post: Tom Cruise is at the highest level of “clear” in Scientology - and now he may even perform a wedding for a friend, Australian heir James Packer, one of the church’s richest benefactors, Women’s Wear Daily reports. Packer, who inherited a $6.5 billion fortune when his father, Kerry, died last year, weds model-turned-singer Erica Baxter Wednesday on France’s Cote d’Azur. A mystery client, believed to be Packer, has booked the entire Grand Hotel du Cap-Ferrat and the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc, presumably for his guests. Now how would like to walk down the aisle and see that waiting for you? How would you take your vows seriously when you’ve been repeating after Tom Cruise? “Repeat after me…I feel the need, the need for matrimony.” And what a coincidence that he’s the highest level of super-Scientologist and one of their all-time highest donors. |
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June 18th, 2007
