Tom Cruise stopped by The David Letterman show to read off Dave’s Top Ten List. Honestly, the fact that it was snowing is more interesting than what he read off. Did he write this? My God, its absolutely terrible. Someone should be fired.
10. I sleep upside-down suspended in a special bat – like harness.
9. During the filming of Days of Thunder, on a dare, I ate a tire.
8. I still wear those underpants from Risky Business.
7. My real name is Tom Blagojevich.
6. I once Heimliched a koala.
5. Once a month, I take the Universal tour naked.
4. I believe all emotional and psychological disorders can be cured with Vicks Vapo Rub.
3. I’m a power mad ego maniac who’s completely insulated from reality – oh wait, that’s Letterman.
2. After jumping on her couch, Oprah hammer-locked me until I coughed blood.
1. I keep a cell phone in my pants so I can tell friends to call my ass.
Just for your information, I totally believe #4 to be true….not that it matters.
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