January 28th, 2008

Tom Cruise pretends to be savvy.

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Page Six says, “Having presented these selective and out-of-context excerpts with the intent of creating both controversy and ridicule resulted in people searching for Church of Scientology Web sites,” a rep for the faith told Page Six. Scientology turned up on the “most searched for” lists of various search engines.

Of course, now people are joining the Church of Cruisentology in groves, I am just so sure of it. This was meant to be, or rather strategic, anything but a total catastrophic public relations failure. If all else fails, remember kids, just say it was marketing.

Don’t forget to check out the Jerry O’Connell Tom Cruise Parody, really a delight.

I would be surprised if Tom Cruise future movie sales didn’t plummet. He is such a walking catastrophy.


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| Posted on 01/28/2008, filed under Tom Cruise