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Good morning, Mrs. Cruise. Your misison should you choose to accept it is to stand by this man through public mockery and bad movies. You must bear his children in silence, smile vacantly at endless photo ops and never wear high heels. If you succeed you will get one hell of a career boost. Warning, this marriage will self-destruct in 5 years. Sorry, I couldn’t resist! So last night, in an evening ceremony topped off by a fireworks display, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were finally married. Publicists for the couple report that the bride and groom wore Armani fashions and that the ceremony was performed by a Scientologist minister. Don’t worry I have no idea what a Scientology minister does either. The celebrity couple is expected to Honeymoon in the Maldives. |
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November 19th, 2006
