Tori Spelling is pregnant again, which of course is a huge clue that she has once again had sexual intercourse with reality show prop douchebag Dean McDermott.

via US Magazine:
“Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way! We feel truly blessed that another angel has found us. Love, Tori xoxo,” read the announcement, which was accompanied by a pic of Spelling’s burgeoning bump.
The baby-to-be will join Hattie (who was born in October 2011), brother Liam, 5, and sister Stella, 3, the actress and reality star’s children with husband Dean McDermott. Spelling, 38, wed Canadian-born actor McDermott, 45, back in May 2006.

Fertility certainly not of issue in the Spelling-McDermott contraption. In order to celebrate, I have not only attached pictures of a 2012 prego Tori Spelling, but the 2011 versions also which kindly include pictures around Los Angeles with an eventual stoppage on the beach for bikini time in Malibu. Things like this can simply make your Sunday just a little worse if you are hungover and dreading your piece of crap boss tomorrow. Its probably too much Tori Spelling. But that’s the way it is right now.

Candi Spelling is mad at daughter Tori Spelling for using her reality show as a platform for family drama. So Candi did the mature thing and put her on blast by sending a letter to TMZ. Word. Enjoy being captivated by maturity.

I Know many middle-aged people have issues about their parents and their upbringing. I did. My memories didn’t match all those of my mother, and, funny thing, it’s the same way with my daughter.
Life has consequences. What you say is on the record. Other people have feelings. I have a vested interest in this subject. My daughter, Tori’s, two-part season finale revolves around my granddaughter’s first birthday party and how she has made what seems like an agonizing decision to invite me.
Cue music. Cue sideways glaces. Clue Lights.
I did get an invitation just in time for the RSVP deadline. I’m sure its delivery will be on next week’s episode with some comment about my house or driveway or street or something they won’t like. I wonder if that will be spread out over one part or two. Sigh.
A big party wasn’t how I envisioned meeting my granddaughter for the first time; but, hey, this is Hollywood, and my grandchildren have become reality show props, too. At the time I emailed “yes,” I didn’t realize I was being set up for a two-parter, even though it was clear I was being invited to be part of a segment for my daughter’s reality show.
Spoiler alert. Don’t read this if you plan to sit through an hour of people looking at their watches and saying “she’s late.” I decided my first meeting with my granddaughter should be on home video, not primetime cable; so I emailed that i would not be attending.
Back to other reality stars. My husband taught me that the plots have to be fresh and updated. The same old whining gets tired after a while. Enough complaining about what may or may not have happened during first grade or YMCA camp, or what vegetable you were forced to endure, especially when you are privileged enough to be on TV and get paid for it.
For all the reality show personalities, please remember that real life doesn’t get edited to make things better or worse or get better ratings. You’re responsible for what you do. Life isn’t just a show. And your families can’t just be props. Make your own season finale without creating conflicts you will regret later.

Tori Spelling has nipples. Which makes her awesome. I know what you are thinking, all womenz have nipples. This is true, but that doesn’t make them any less awesome. I know, Tori is a bit older and cougarish now, but who cares? Not this guy, that’s who. There are a few good nipple shots of Tori Spelling in a bikini, happy clicking.