January 24th, 2007

Tori Spelling Wants to Try Reality TV

Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott are trying to sell a reality tv show to support their baking bun. “Tori & Dean: Inn Love” would chronicle the newly un-rich couple as they run a bed & breakfast.

There are so many things wrong with this story that I don’t even know where to start. Tori on television again…wrong. Tori cooking and cleaning up after tourists…wrong. Watching Tori breastfeed her bundle of joy while trying to resurrect an acting career that was totally dependant on her Daddy’s influence…wrong, wrong, wrong. Let’s just skip to the end where Tori finally shows up at her mom’s house and throws herself on the mercy of Mama’s bank account.

Here’s Tori’s pitch for the show:

“We think of it as ‘Newlyweds’ at the next level. We are still newlyweds, but we have a baby on the way and our careers and a new business, so it’s kind of like ‘Newlyweds, Part Deux.’”

So instead of Newlyweds, it would be like Newhart…if Newhart sucked.


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| Posted on 01/24/2007, filed under Tori Spelling