February 15th, 2008

Gary Coleman marries young Utah woman.

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And hopefully not in his Brokeback Utah Canyon getup! He married a girl that is 22 years younger than him and obviously somehow 22 light years dumber than most girls her age.

Page Six says, Price said height wasn’t a consideration because, “He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet.” Still, the relationship isn’t without its problems. “He lets his anger conquer him sometimes,” Price admitted. “He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.” 

How do you tell your family that you are marrying Gary Coleman? How does your family allow this to happen? I really need to see pictures of this girl.  I actually want to know if she has any friends. If her friends are hot, maybe I have a chance. Utah must freaking suck balls.

Oh well, good luck little snow cowboy.

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One Response to “Gary Coleman marries young Utah woman.”

  1. Katie Says:

    Utah does not suck balls. You do.

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| Posted on 02/15/2008, filed under TV and Movies