Victoria Silvstedt salutes soldiers by giving them a rise.

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BQ sauce. And preparing myself to watch boozed up 20 something year old chicks hobble home from the bars and sit on the sidewalk in front of my crappy apartment and down crappy to-go tacos in an attempt to sober up. Which in some cases will lead to instances similar to this up skirt Victoria Silvstedt pictures. The only different will be that the girls sitting in front of my place will not be Playboy playmate broads like Victoria is. But they are still hot as heck my friends. This is LA. This is a day of booze. And I will be participating in the booze (which greatly helps any situation improve dramatically).

Victoria Silvstedt is greatly improving the situation of any soldiers with Internet access today. Who doesn’t want a nice upskirt picture of a Playboy broad to “salute” on such a day. Let the erections of statues begin (I know mine has). I may even marinate my statue as well. Just because I can. Because that’s the American way.

Victoria is such a blond bombshell. But I don’t think there is any rug to match, at least from what I can tell from the upskirt pic here. Which makes me happy. My marinated statue prefers a rugless experience. Happy Memorial day Folks. Stay safe. Stay fun. Stay lewd. Keep it real.

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Danielle Sharp and Lucy Collett share space in boob-osphere.

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My world has always had infinite space for boobs, or so that’s how I felt until I saw these Danielle Sharp and Lucy Collett boob mashing pictures. The boob mashing topless pictures took place for Nuts, and they made my nuts. I mean my day. Jesus, I feel disgusting and too intimate with you all right now. But it’s true. About my “day,” that is. Well, it’s true about the other as well, who am I to lie to you? You are going to see the same pictures, you will have to see the truth. Handle the truth, because the truth is awesome.

Lucy Collett, winner of the UK’s Page 3 Idol contest. Danielle Sharp, some chick with really big boobs to match Lucy’s, rubbed together in a delicious photoshoot. This photoshoot is so heavenly it makes me want to attend morning service and tell Jesus that I love him for creating the Internet. What would life be without the Internet? Dull. Mundane. Unsexy. Those are the words that come to my mind. My God these pictures make me horny. While looking at these pictures (for the 90th time) I can’t help but wonder if it’s just too much sexy boobs, like I keep waiting for them to explode into a fire of hedonistic flames.

Enjoy Lucy Collett and Danielle Sharp’s mashed up boob pictures for Nuts. How could you not?

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OMG, celebrities are at Coachella!!!! Have you heard?

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Unless you are living in a cave then you have to know that Coachella is going on right now. If its not bad enough that my entire Facebook feed has been murdered by it, I now have to deal with all the celebrity fall out. “Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton at Coachella hanging with the normal people!” Oh screw you, I’m far from normal. I have all kinds of mental issues, but that’s for another day and for my other personality to explain.

Glee’s Lea Michele showed up and of course she was hanging with the “normal people” in the VIP Lacoste Roped off area. Because that’s how celebrities like Lea roll, in sexy bikinis protected by furry alligator icons. But at least she is in a bikini, which makes things a lot better for me.

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Joanna Krupa plays beach volleyball

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Joanna Krupa participated in the 2012 model beach volleyball tournament. I don’t know if Joanna is good at volleyball, but what I do know is that she was the FHM Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the world at one point in her career, and really, should anything else matter? She’s that hot. By the way, those breast are real. I have some balls I’d like to let her play with. Sorry for the visual that includes myself, you have your own imagination, use it. You might also remember her and Terrell Owens on the show, Superstars, where they sucked it up at first, being eliminated, then got to come back and did pretty well. She also did Dancing With the Stars. Joanna is polish. Ok, ok, time to get to the pictures, that’s all that really matters here, right? Enjoy. Oh and try to have a good monday.

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Kendra Wilkinson rises from PR death, in a bikini

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What the heck happened to Kendra Wilkinson? It was like the girl next door just up and moved away. Reminds me of when I was a little boy and the girl next door would move away and I’d never see her again. There was no Facebook. Times were hard. Ok, enough on that. Today there is Facebook, and photographers that are creepy and invasive, so we haven’t had to go too long without Kendra. Here she is, back in a bikini, hosting a pool party at Wet Republic, which is located at MGM Grand Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Swarms of people can be seen in the background behind security trying to get a peek. But not you, no you get to just sit in your cubicle and see the pictures from your own world of comfort. Kendra still has the hot body going, she hasn’t missed a beat since the baby. Good on her. Enjoy the pictures.

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Erika Jayne in a bikini in Miami

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I don’t know why I use “Miami” in the same sentence with “bikini” anymore. Its like using the term “Lohan” in the same sentence with “boozed up ho,” the two just go hand in hand. I mean, just look at this post of Nina Agdal. Or Lauen Stoner  (Michael Bay’s girlfriend).

Miami is apparently the place to bring that bikini time to, and Erika Jayne didn’t miss this weeks memo. Good on her. If you don’t know who Erika is, she’s a Dance / Electronica musician. Some of her finer hits are “Roller Coaster” and “Give you everything.” But her best hit is her body in a bikini. That’s just hot. Enjoy the pictures.

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Doutzen Kroes, former angel, current hot as hell.

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Victoria’s Secret angel, Doutzen Kroes, looks good in a bikini. In other news, the planet is round and Lindsay Lohan is still a disaster. Vogue, Harper’s Bazar, all agree, this chick is hot as fire. Check out the body on her. Here are some bikini Doutzen Kroes pictures for your enjoyment.

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Chuck Liddell’s Girlfriend has a Nice Ass

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Although Chuck Liddell’s girlfriend is not exactly a celebrity, I thought you’d like to see her photos dressed in short shorts and doing squats. With an ass like that, and those tanned muscular legs, I bet it won’t take her long to become well known in Tinsel Town. But because of her always being accompanied by Chuck Liddell, I doubt a single agent or paparazzo will approach her, so her discovery may actually take a while. Not every body wants to be beat to a pulp in lieu of their work.

Chuck Liddell’s girlfriend (I have no idea what her name is) was working out with her sugar daddy yesterday morning in Venice Beach when these photos were snapped. As you can see, it pays to get up early and roam the streets of California; you can always count on seeing hot chicks in small outfits.

Jenna Dewan Assumes the Position

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Summer is definitely my favorite season. And how could I not love it when all the chicks are going to the beach in small bikinis and showing everything they got? Just like Jenna Dewan did this weekend in her Italian vacation.

The 30 year old former model and dancer amazed everyone with her awesome body that’s just perfect despite her age! And I mean it. Her butt is probably the best I’ve seen in weeks and, believe me, I’ve seen a lot of them since last Sunday. Jenna Dewan’s ass just screams doggy style, and what makes these photos so great is that she’s assuming the position in them.

Kesha Shows Lots of Skin

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Driving a motorcycle can be as exciting for some as having sex, and in this case, seeing Kesha with her long legs wrapped around a bike is (almost) as good as sex.

I couldn’t care less about Kesha’s musical career or her new songs but yeah, I care about her boobs. With her push-up bra pushing her tits to infinity and beyond while wearing that slutty short skirt, there’s no hotter vision than this ultra hot blonde.

By the way, these photos were taken off her new video, titled Take It Off. And taking if off she actually does. In this music video, Kesha shows a lot more skin than she ever has in the past and by golly, she’s looking better than ever!