Not literally, gutter minds. Her show. There is nothing better than hearing Katie Couric say, “lil wayne”…..Lil Wayne claims in the interview that he’s misunderstood. Imagine that? Lil Wayne is also a bowler. Ok, just watch for yourself.

Jessica Simpson attended the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Florida over the weekend, and apparently she ate all of the Chili. Attendees have filed numerous complaints that Simpson’s behavior made it near impossible for them to taste any of the chili. Seriously though folks, what the heck happened to her? She sure isn’t taking Tony Romo’s early NFL season out very well. Those jeans really don’t help her either. This is just a total mess.

Say goodbye to the keyboard, and hello to the Macbook Wheel! Oh how I do love the Onion from time to time! This really does sum up those Apple users …. although one does have to admit that they are very pretty!

Here she is performing her single, I Will Be. She’s pretty hot and has an incredible voice. She’s like the new hot thing making a name for herself. Looks like Letterman is helping put her on the American map. Apparently she’s famous all over the world, just not in the US. Looks like that’s about to change.

Saturday Night Live may have topped the old D%$k in a box with Justin Timberlake by “releasing” a new video called, Jizz in my pants. By the looks of these two girls, I would say they cast perfectly considering the theme. Saturday Night Live is finally getting back to good times.

While Jerry Farrara is tapping Jamie-Lynn Sigler, poor Adrian Grenier has been walking the streets of Hollywood, all by his lonesome, during the holidays, no less. I wonder if the ‘tourage has been effected by a co-star pulling the hot tail off the set?

Well, might I suggest a newly single girl? I mean, didn’t Adrian try tapping Paris a while back? Well, now she is seperated from Benji Madden. And she is sad. And sort of desperate. And Adrian is way cooler than Benji. Even his name is cooler.

Ok, I am done trying to play Hollywood std matcher…Enjoy your Sunday.

Because its the Lord’s day of rest, I thought I would post a video of a guy trying to eat Michale Phelps breakfast in less than 5 minutes. I know, the interest in this is overwhelming. However, I do have to say that watching this slob pig out on breakfast is better than watching Michael Phelps on Saturday Night Live or those Rosetta Stone commercials.

That’s fast!

Talk about a star with 0 star quality….Poor Michael Phelps. Hope he is enjoying those coctail waitresses at the Palms in Vegas….

The Hollywood fight against Prop 8 continues, this time with an assault from Jack Black playing Jesus Christ in a new exclusive musical on Will Ferrel’s Funny or Die video website. I really enjoy the Neil Patrick Harris portion where he describes gay weddings.

Not that I want to marry a gay, or be a gay that is getting married…well, you know what I mean. I hope. Anyways, check out the video.

Why were my elementary classes never like this? This is pure class, if you know what I mean. Anyways, happy Mondays….

This has to be the oddest commercial running on TV. I don’t get it. So if I use Axe, I smell like chocolate and women would like that? don’t get me wrong, I enjoy chocolate, I enjoy the taste, even sometimes the smell. But not on me.

I can’t imagine why this weird commercial would sell this product. I am totally yuck’d out now.

Anyways, back to celebs.