Maybe she should start cheering for The Cowboys. Oh, wait, she can’t even do that gig properly, see Jessica Simpson cheering cowboys. Wow.
Anyways, I guess she is now taking steps to prevent another great flick to come out which would permanently isolate her from career success. A video for Speedfit. Susanne Summers is probably trembling from the thought of such a new, youthful competitor hitting her market.
Page Six says, Speedfit owner Alex Astilean sued Simpson last year for $10 million - and since she’s refused to settle, Astilean’s now suing her manager dad, Joe, as well. Astilean said, “They are hurting millions of fat people in America.”Â
I bet this flick would sell more than her last project. Maybe her and Paris Hilton should work together? Check out Paris Hiltons latest worst seller.
Maybe Paris and Jessica should compete for which of the two can completely hit bottom first. And then go have mimosas at The Ivy to celebrate.
 
