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November 17th, 2007

Victoria (Beckham’s) Secret

Victoria Beckham performed at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, with the rest of the spice rack as her backup. This was the first live performance of the newly reunited Spice Girls — although I suppose that they’re banking on Victoria’s “popularity” now (if popularity means being vaguely associated with crazy Tom Cruise and his poor brainwashed beard, Katie Holmes). I’m pretty sure that Victoria’s Secret only asked her to perform because her name happens to be Victoria. It’s pretty hard to find people with that name nowadays. I mean, I honestly can’t think of any other reason that they would choose a has-been pop star who can’t sing to pose and frown at people who really only want to see whether or not Heidi Klum actually has nipples.


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| Posted on 11/17/2007, filed under Victoria Beckham